Seems I’m not going to get past my urge for antlers anytime soon. I found this pair in a rootin tootin huntin store in Texas, called Gander Mountain. For just $20 hunters can clack these plastic antlers together to lure unsuspecting stags to an untimely end. That’s if the decoys, calls and liberally applied deer scent doesn’t work. Quite the sport. Anyway, between laughing at little old ladies practising their stance on a Magnum 45 (not kidding), we snapped these up to use somewhere, somehow, and they ended up at 109, next to the world’s brightest door.


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